You great big outer space DUNCE!

Facts of my life: My favourite character always dies. Rory Williams is the absolute proof. My "fandom" is bossy and short. I did my research and yes, Sherlock is a high-functioning sociopath. Bert and Ernie are gay. 42 Resistance is futil. Twilight will burn in book hell. I´m rude and not ginger. Accidents don´t happen accidentaly. Fear is a luxury. Writing is hard. It was a robot head! Time is not the boss of you. Rorschach was right. Everything is funnier in Ennochian. Not all those who wander are lost. It's leviOsa not leviosAAA. I BELIEVE IN SHERLOCK HOLMES BOWTIES ARE COOL The Doctor lies. John is not his date.


Every hero has a motive

whether it’s revenge



saving others

but sometimes they just don’t give a single fuck




john messing with sherlock when he’s in his mind palace like


john would definitely put the most random things in sherlock’s hands. like a single egg. and sherlock would come out of it and either break it immediately and stare at his messy hand for 5 seconds or look at it like “…why this. when this.”

Or make a tower of paper and plastic cups and other stuff on his head.

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When her kiss transforms the Beast, she is furious.

"You should have warned me! Here I was smitten by an exceptional being, and all of a sudden, my fiance becomes an ordinary distinguished young man!"

the 1909 play Beauty and the Beast:  Fantasy in Two Acts by Fernand Noziere, the very first published version of the story where the Beauty is disappointed when the Beast transforms into a human at the end. (via corseque)

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when you die and become a ghost are you forced to wear what you were wearing when you died for eternity or can you go to like Ghost Gap and buy some new ghost clothes

if theres ghost capitalism i swear to fuck ill be so mad

overthrow the boogeoisie

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Current emotion: Kieren listening to Henry Longsdale ramble about his undying love to her sister.



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I respect bees more than I respect white men in positions of power

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living in a small town is wonderful

  • are there a lot of modes of transportation? nope! you either drive or you’re out of luck basically
  • are there a lot of job opportunities? no! of course not
  • are there things to do? hang out at the grocery store or go to the only movie theater the town has!
  • are the people nice? of course not! not at all!
  • are you close to anything interesting? nope! everything interesting happens hours away and you’re stuck in the middle of nowhere

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Meet the In The Flesh fandom

For August’s #SaveInTheFlesh Social Media Sunday, here are the first results* from the Redeemed Survey.

Over 1500 people have responded so far, and it’s a pretty good snapshot of the fandom, at least as it exists on tumblr.

bbcthree and bbcamerica - as these results demonstrate, this show speaks to a lot of people who don’t see themselves represented on TV very much. We love the characters like Jem and Maxine who aren’t defined by their gender. We love that Kieren’s relationships are not treated as Issue Of The Week. Don’t take this show away. This is exactly the kind of high quality, original drama the BBC should be championing.


*more results to come!

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for chinese new year they get all these famous actors and comedians together and they do a lil show and one of the comedians was like “i was in a hotel in america once and there was a mouse in my room so i called reception except i forgot the english word for mouse so instead i said ‘you know tom and jerry? jerry is here’

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