You great big outer space DUNCE!

Facts of my life: My favourite character always dies. Rory Williams is the absolute proof. My "fandom" is bossy and short. I did my research and yes, Sherlock is a high-functioning sociopath. Bert and Ernie are gay. 42 Resistance is futil. Twilight will burn in book hell. I´m rude and not ginger. Accidents don´t happen accidentaly. Fear is a luxury. Writing is hard. It was a robot head! Time is not the boss of you. Rorschach was right. Everything is funnier in Ennochian. Not all those who wander are lost. It's leviOsa not leviosAAA. I BELIEVE IN SHERLOCK HOLMES BOWTIES ARE COOL The Doctor lies. John is not his date.

bromar:

*goes to england*

me: excuse me, what time is it?

brit: time wots that m8?

*big ben chimes*

everyone starts to count the bongs on their fingers*

brit: OI IT’S 7 BONG

(via holmes-and-watson)

takemyhandjohn:

octopieces:

whosaidanythingaboutflatmates:

STOP SCROLLING!

EVERYONE NEEDS to watch this video! 

It’s genius, it’s brilliant, it’s cute, it’s just perfect and everyone who calls himself a Sherlock fan HAS TO WATCH THIS FUCKING AWESOME SHIT. Enough said. 

credits: EmpiricallyNotGood

oh my god this is so good, hahahahaha

I AM ASCENDING!

BUT WHY CAN’T IT BE A REAL MOVIE THOUGH

(Source: sherlcknoir, via holmes-and-watson)

donkos:

reading a foreign language: yeah
writing in a foreign language: ok
listening to a foreign language: wait
speaking in a foreign language: fuck

(via holmes-and-watson)